What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!