What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(