When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

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What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard