When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

A: You can't!

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Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii