Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

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What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!