Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!