Fetch Jokes

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME