What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.