What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Stinger Jokes More Stinger Jokes

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey