Put it in his honey.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A bee in a submarine !
Boo Bees!
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
In its honey