What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.