What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.