What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What questioned started the Holocaust?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.