What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.