What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.