What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.