What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...