What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.