What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.