What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".