What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.