What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."