What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.