Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!