Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.