Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!