Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.