Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.