Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself