Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.