Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why was the scarecrow given an award?

Cause he was out standing in his field

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.