Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.