Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.