What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body