What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket