What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.