What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...