How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.