How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.