How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.