Nintendo Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

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A Moosical

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why are black girls tame in bed?

Because they have no daddy issues.

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What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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I'll be Bach.

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.