Nintendo Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"