Nintendo Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

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Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!