Nintendo Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.