Nintendo Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

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How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.