Nintendo Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.