Nintendo Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

Crimefighter

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"