Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.