Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.