Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce