Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood?

That fish Cray.

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.