What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "