What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

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What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.