What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!