Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.