I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Because the chicken was having a day off !
To put the bones on the other side.
Neither do I, I get the new york times
They looked both ways before they crossed.
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
She puts her clothes back on and goes home.
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.