Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

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Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.