Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.