Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What road do crazy people take?

The Pyscho**path**

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.