Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.