Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.