Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.