Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.