Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Previous Random Joke Next
Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.