Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.