Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan