Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.