I put on the wrong socks this morning.
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Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
Because I ran her over in the street.
Wall Street
Something that goes straight for the juggler !
A Giving Christmas Tree
Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
To go with the traffic jam.
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
Ovary-sy
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
Because he's a little prick!
A: Because she grew another foot.
In case he got a hole in one.
A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
