I put on the wrong socks this morning.
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Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
A cross walk
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
The posters.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
When they wake up every morning.
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
No hard feelings.
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!
the spermutations.
Only one in a million actually works.
