Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.