Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!