What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!