What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

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It's testicle physics.

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It was unmiscible.

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One. But he gets three hours credit.

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"