Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.
15 lbs and a flannel shirt.
He wanted to see stars during the day.
The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.
The sock under my bed.
A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Bolognese sauce
Lmayo!
