What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler