What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

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What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.