Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda