Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.