Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.