Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

University Jokes More University Jokes

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.