Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

University Jokes More University Jokes

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton