It already has at least hundred degrees
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
A coniference.
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
So they can park in handicap spots.
