Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.