What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

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What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What is a hipster's favorite element?

Fe, because it's so ironic

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What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan