What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

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What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

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What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan