What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

What is the biggest joke?

Reddit.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me