How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

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How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.