How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

r/explainlikeimfive

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.