How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...