How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.