How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...