Japan Jokes

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why does Japan have a high life expectancy?

It is full of anti - occidents

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.