Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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Just asking for a friend

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Santa's little Elvis.

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It takes the edge off it

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)