Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.