Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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