Awoman Jokes

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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