Muslim Woman Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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Jihad me at hello.

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What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

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The second (right to bare arms)

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.