What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber