What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

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What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

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What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.