What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

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What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.