What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

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What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.