What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot?

An Airrab.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.