Corpse Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google