Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Proctologist Jokes More Proctologist Jokes

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do You Use ?

Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Wiz Khalifa Jokes More Wiz Khalifa Jokes

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."