Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

75 Jokes More 75 Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.