Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job?

I'd say he's fairly incapa .

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Congratulation Jokes More Congratulation Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Proctologist Jokes More Proctologist Jokes

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins