Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a boring Muslim?

Abdull.

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Egyptians Jokes More Egyptians Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!