Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Congratulation Jokes More Congratulation Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.