What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA