What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

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What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.