What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.