How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

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How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in