How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Bilbo Jokes More Bilbo Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins