How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.