How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

High koala tea

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins