Bilbo Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?

Cos once you go black, you never go back.

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Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.