What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!