What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!