What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!