Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!