Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!