What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.