What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft