What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.