What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft