What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.