What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.