What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.