What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ?

Anais cup of tea !

What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

High koala tea

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.