What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.