Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.