Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.