Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.