Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.