Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.