Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."