Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Hutterite Jokes More Hutterite Jokes

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin