Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

Hutterite Jokes More Hutterite Jokes

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin