Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Hutterite Jokes More Hutterite Jokes

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin