50 Shades of Earl Grey
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because all proper tea is theft.
Not-tea
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
Because it's re-fined!
And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.
The Gray Poupon
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
Because proper tea is theft.
Because proper tea is theft!
Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)
They found traces of Mercury in him.