Earl Grey Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.