Earl Grey Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What's next to England?

A question mark.

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "